1. Ludicrous Mode – The Ultimate Thrill Machine
Mind-Bending Acceleration: 0–100 km/h in a neck-snapping ~2.8 seconds—this is hypercar territory from a four-door family sedan. „Ludicrous“ isn’t a name; it’s a promise.
Dual-Motor Performance AWD: Unrivaled traction and torque vectoring deliver explosive launches from every standstill, rain or shine.
Instantaneous Electric Torque: No lag, no gear changes—just pure, silent, violent forward propulsion that pins you to your seat on demand.
2. „P“ for Performance – Track-Ready Dynamics
Performance-Tuned Air Suspension: Stiffer, lower, and more responsive than standard models—engineered for aggressive cornering and high-speed stability.
Carbon Fiber Spoiler: Not just styling—it adds genuine downforce, keeping the rear planted during triple-digit sprints.
Oversized Performance Brakes: Massive red calipers provide fade-resistant stopping power to match the car’s extraordinary go.
3. Free Supercharging – Perpetual Fuel for Life
Unlimited, Complimentary Charging: This 2016 model retains transferable, free, unlimited Supercharging—meaning your road trips and daily commutes cost you literally nothing at thousands of Tesla stations.
Zero Energy Bills: While newer owners pay per kWh, you drive for free. This single perk saves thousands of euros annually for high-mileage drivers.
Long-Distance Freedom: Plan cross-continent drives without calculating charging costs—just plug in and go, as often as you like.
4. Mature & Battle-Tested (160,000 km)
Proven High-Mileage Hero: At 160,000 km, this P85D has demonstrated its legendary durability. The battery and motors are built for 500,000+ km—you’re buying a veteran, not a retiree.
All Early Quirks Resolved: This 2016 model benefits from years of over-the-air (OTA) refinements, firmware updates, and real-world validation. It’s the most sorted version of the early P85D lineage.
Depreciation Goldmine: The steepest value drop is history. You’re acquiring flagship, ludicrous-speed performance at a fraction of its €100,000+ original price.
5. EU Autopilot – Smarter Every Day
First-Generation Autopilot Hardware: Equipped with forward radar, cameras, and ultrasonic sensors—delivering reliable lane-keeping, adaptive cruise control, and traffic-aware braking.
Highway Comfort: Let the car handle the monotonous motorway miles while you enjoy the premium audio system and panoramic views.
Continuous OTA Improvements: Even as a 2016 model, Tesla’s software updates have refined its Autopilot behavior, making it smoother and more capable than the day it left the factory.
6. The Iconic P85D Legacy
The Original Super Sedan: This is the car that put Tesla on the performance map—a collector-grade, enthusiast-favorite badge that commands respect in the EV community.
Timeless Design: The pre-facelift nose carries a classic, aggressive stance that many enthusiasts prefer over newer models. It’s a future classic.
Full Premium Interior: Heated leather seats (front and rear), a premium sound system, dual-zone climate, and that signature 17-inch portrait display—all wrapped in minimalist luxury.
7. Massive Practicality
Hatchback Versatility: A cavernous rear cargo area plus a front trunk (frunk) swallow everything from track-day tires to family luggage.
Glass Roof: The all-glass panoramic roof floods the cabin with light, creating an airy, open feel for all passengers.
Near-Zero Maintenance: No oil, no belts, no timing chains. At 160,000 km, your service history is refreshingly simple—mainly tires, brakes, and suspension wear items.
8. Tesla Ecosystem Benefits
Full Supercharger Network Access: Seamless route planning via the in-car navigation, with real-time stall availability.
Mobile App Control: Pre-heat or cool the cabin, check charge status, and locate your car—all from your smartphone, anywhere in the world.
Resale Value Anchor: Free Supercharging and the „Ludicrous“ badge are highly sought-after—this car will hold its desirability long after newer, standard models have depreciated further.